Top 7 Looser Robots--Robot Video Clips From the Past

SF is full of all robots more intelligent, destructive, evil and cold as each other. But why make a top of the coolest robots or the scariest? Speaking of Bobby, Klaatu or Huey Dewey & Bender to finish with first? No, we prefer to honor the big losers.


Ok, this is not very urban to the robot from The Mysterious Dr. Satan here. This series from the early 40's pretty cool. Produced by Republic Studios is one of the best SF program of the era and its villain, Dr. Satan (Eduardo Cianelli), an evil character is full of swag. But this robot ... hard. It is true that it was a bit early special effects, the budget was not mad, but still. It's just a guy in a trash can with aluminum on the arms. Beyond that, this robot is remote controlled.What's the point of having a remote controlled robot? Not artificial intelligence, nothing. Either you're a real robot, or robotic armor you got, but that would use a remote-controlled robot?Anyway, this machine will find a second life in the 50s since it will be used in another production studios Republic: Zombies In The Stratosphere. Say what you want, at the time, they had sacred titles of TV series.




# 3 - Sidero (San Ku Kai) Most people remember the San Ku Kai pretty cool for its generic sung by Eric Charden (RIP). But it was a really good series of SF. Well, it is true that the bad guys were called "Stressos" and the fight scenes looked like a choreography of Hong kongaises the cheap, but it was epic. Truly epic. A defect, however: the robot that accompanies Ayato during his adventures. Sidero is a real crap, R2D2 in a straight out of a Taiwanese factory, radically refusing the idea of ​​freedom and incapable of making decisions. Moreover, it is won by the captain AZURIS in a vulgar gamble throwing the knife. A real piece of shit, this robot.

# 1 - Twiki (Buck Rogers) TWiki is crap if only because he has a huge dickhead and a name cream cake. Beyond that, several factors place the robot from Buck Rogers in the top of the list: - The small sounds ridiculous he did at the beginning of each sentence. - There is no point to a serious threat, even if major failure. Mind you, his way of "bipip bop" always could make any normal man mad. - It is useless, not even to change the plot of any episode. - It's a huge queutard that let you plan to be crossed when a female version of his model.








# 6 - Good Women (The Women of Stepford)
Robots mixers with breasts. What kind of world this might be a problem? Obviously in that in which hysterical feminists be a stickler on the principle of unfair competition. What is rather selfish because it comes at the expense of comfort, and with it humanity. We can say what you will, it's still a little sad that the concept of caring housewife enters the field of SF.


# 5 - Walter the Wobot (Judge Dredd) It would have been possible only to a minor work of SF, it has passed completely next to Walter, but when you're the tenure of Judge Dredd, hard not to go for a big baltringue. Yes, Walter is cool, multi-function and has a nice face. But basically, it's just a walking distance, which is also coffee, with a serious emotional problem. The degree zero of robotics. Walter, Asimov spit in your mouth.
# 4 - Ted (Buffy against vampires) This robot comes close a range of three domestic robots. And yes, it sucks even more than women or Walter the Stepford Wobot. In the middle of season 2 of Buffy, this debonair character that looks like a pervert pastor (Bill Hicks lookalike) comes banging mom of vampire hunter. Ted is a food processor, a fantasy on the cheap for widows evangelists. The fact that a beating Foute Buffy will not make him more sympathetic, because basically, Ted is the fall of man. Be a kind and caring, lacking any balls female and using processes to achieve his purposes. Call it a social traitor.
lso coffee, with a serious emotional problem. The degree zero of robotics. Walter, Asimov spit in yo# 4 - Ted (Buffy against vampires) 
# 2 - Muffit II (Battlestar Galactica 78) Just the idea of ​​a robot from a dead dog, it's dirty. So in a world where humanity is faced with the Cylons, it becomes ridiculous. They have not recovered the remains of technically Muffit to a robot, but seriously, how this mass of metal covered with hideous fur could replace a dog? The scary thing is: his joints, his eyes disgusting, the way it has to move like an old dog whose train-back would be totally stuck. And what is his super power? It flushes out the old mushroom cubic disgusting. Thank you Muffit II, but in wartime, just about anything you




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